People – I just found this on mum’s computer…!!!!! What tha!!! I’ve never seen this puppy before…what do you think this could mean!? Do you think they’re thinking of… (*gulp*) …replacing me!? With a boy!!??? Have I shredded my last soft toy people…!?
I’m a dog. A Hungarian Vizsla to be precise. My real name is Hubertus Nova Rosa (which means “new rose” in Portuguese). Hubertus is my kennel name. Mum and dad have called me “Beatrice Bella Fauve” but you can just call me Bella, Bel or Bini. Mum and dad think it’s funny but “fauve” means “wild beast” in French. I guess it’s true…on occasions I do sort of, well, go a bit crazy.
Of course you've guessed I’m a girl. I might be a bitch…but don’t hold it against me, I’m actually very sweet, loyal and affectionate. My favourite things are my brother Dougal, ducks (just looking I promise!), bagels, cappuccino foam, cuddles, sticking my head out the car window until my ears flap, chasing my tail, sleeping on mum’s lap and barking at my dad’s vespa.
Hey did I mention I’m a city dog? We live in an apartment but it’s not so bad, I have a back-yard sort of…but I have to share it with THE BIRDS…did you ever see that Afred Hitchcock movie? Yep. Nasty!
Anyway this is the story of my life, as I live it, and all my adventures. I hope you like it – and if you don’t – BITE ME!
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truffles!
chicken necks
brisket bones
cous cous
yoghurt
apples
almonds
pomegranates
bananas
guava
artichoke
baklava
sweet potatoes
toast
green beans
raw green beans
Birkenstocks
Art Deco hall stands
smoked salmon
tennis shoes
underwear
antique French chairs
stilettos
whole apples
rolls of toilet paper
reels of fishing line
raw carrots
sticks
doorsteps
Bella Vizsla